I’ll admit it  I’m a serial Netflix binger. What started as “just one episode” quickly turns into a full-day marathon of snacks, couch sinking, and endless “Next Episode” clicks. Somehow, I become emotionally invested in characters I’ve never met, cheering for them, crying over their heartbreaks, and sometimes wondering why my life isn’t as dramatic or exciting. Spoiler alert  it’s not, but Netflix makes it feel that way.

The worst part  The guilt that hits afterward, when you realize you’ve just watched an entire season in one sitting and your to-do list hasn’t moved an inch. But hey, binge-watching is an art, and I’m a master. I’ve learned the perfect snack combos, how to avoid spoilers, and the best comfy spots on the couch. So if you ever need advice on surviving a Netflix binge without totally losing your mind, I’m your person. Shutdown123